1. American Idol – I use to believe that this was a competition for amateurs, While I now understand that it’s all about ratings and self promotion. I am shocked as shit by tonights loser. Granted I didn’t really believe the hype that this show is rigged. Granted I am thrilled when the likes of Daughtry and Bo Bice don’t win. Why you may ask? Because losers of AI tend to have better careers than the winners. With the exception of Carrie Underwood and Jordin Sparks. My point being that Brooke and Jason needed to be in the bottom two tonight and neither were. I am not a fan of Carly. She had her chance and blew it a few years ago, But seriously America thought that she was worse than Brooke or Jason. I am now a believer in the conspiracy theory. All I have to say is that my boyfriend had better not win. He deserves a much better career than the past Idol men winners. That’s all I’m saying.
(see you when you get home DC… Smooches)
2. Detective Green– WTF is going on with L&O that it lets a fine ass piece of meat leave one of my favorite shows. While I realize that Det. Green “might” want to pursue other career opportunities. Does he not realize that I live to see his hot ass body on my show. First he is an amazing actor and I love the intensity of his performances. Second how the hell do they intend to replace him with the jackass from those dumb ass comedy movies. That’s like telling Picasso he is going to be followed up by my sons’ 5th grade art class.
Yeah I’m bitter and damn proud of it. All I have to say is that Detective Green better get his sweet ass over here cause I have a crime I want to commit.
3. Elliott– All I can say is that I want you to be my next husband, You know once my current one dies, I need you to console me. Just make sure you show up with no shirt on and in boxers, unshaven and be prepared for a very long night.
BTW- Have I mentioned that my husband is still living in Florida and I need to get laid. Yeah, I didn’t think so.