I missed you so much. I vividly recall how much fun we had, oh so many years ago when it was my turn to deal with Aunt Flo and the joys of becoming a woman.
What I am upset about is the fact that I never received my copy of puberty for parents of boys in the mail nor via email.
While my lovely, completely complacent son, is ok with getting underarm hair and pubes, He is NOT ok with facial hair. He is afraid that he will end up looking like his father with a goatee and a balding pattern by age 13.
Please tell me WTF am I suppose to say to appease my baby? Please, oh merciful gods of puberty, relay upon me your wisdom that I seek.
It's My Life 