There’s blood spatter in my bathroom. Ya know those callus shavers? Yeah well I have one and sometimes I get a little zealous while using them. I am now missing a chunk of my foot.

So if you guys could get over here with some tape and those little q-tips that would be great.

Update- So not only was their blood in the bathroom but now having walked into our bedroom, the office, down the stairs and in the kitchen I have left a blood trail through the house since my band-aid soaked through. So now not only am I missing part of my foot I now have DNA all over the floors.

Great- just fucking great