It's My Life

Hi I’m a 12 year old boy

Michelle — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 16:21:33 +0000

Personally I don’t give a rat’s ass about this Anthony Weiner guy and his political future and his marriage. I just LOVE that the word Weiner is on the morning news shows and nightly news. Seriously, hearing Ann Curry refer to Mr.Weiner pretty much made my morning. Now if only we could find someone and make them famous with the last name of Fart-Blossom.

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Michelle — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 00:15:00 +0000

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New Beginnings – Life is full of them

Michelle — Thu, 26 May 2011 21:48:57 +0000

I’ve been feeling blah about what I have been for a living for a while. I just lost my passion or my zest but not enough to do anything about it because change is scary and sucks. You get into a rut and while you may not be happy, you’re not so unhappy that you want to do something about it. Make sense? Well that all changed for me a little over a month ago. My friend died. He was 39 and died from complications from Leukemia. He was younger than me and was such an amazing man. I adore him and his wife. His wife and I have been friends for almost 4 years and they had one of those marriages that everyone dreams about. They adored each other, had so much fun together and traveled all over. They never sat around and waited to do something until later. They did it when they wanted to. They had this amazing life and now he’s gone. I’ve been waiting for years to start my life always saying, Oh when we have more money or Oh when I’m thinner I’ll do (fill in the blank). His death made me realize there may not be a later. There may not be a tomorrow. I had seen him in New Orleans 6 weeks before he died. We had made plans to go visit them in August for my husband and my anniversary. Now there is no couples trip for us. His death made me take that step that I’ve been putting off. I’ve completely done a 180 on my career. For the last 5 years I have been in direct sales selling romance products and while I loved what I did for a long time, the last year I just haven’t been feeling it and it showed in my presentations and my sales. So I went about as far away from it as I could. I have jumped into the nutrition and weight loss industry. Now I’m not in any kind of fabulous shape to be promoting weight loss products but I figured that’s the beauty, is if it works for me then it can work for anyone. That I can make a change in my life and help others make a change in theirs as well. I’ve struggled with weight my entire life and if I can concur this then there is nothing I can’t do.

It’s a new year and I’ve got goals. Ok well maybe I have goals

Michelle — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 01:38:01 +0000

So there are so many things I want to do and say and read and accomplish and I get so easily distracted. (Is that a shoe sale? ) I have decided I’m not doing resolutions because that means that I will break them.

My goals for 2011 are-

To be better about contacting my clients – I LOATHE talking on the phone. I’ll text you all day and night but please don’t make have an actual conversation with you.

To read more – I have about 20 books on my bookcase that are waiting to be read.

To finish something I start, Anything I start – Since November I’ve started to crochet a blanket and a scarf, I’ve started to read 2 books and I’ve started to hang photos on my office wall and none of them have been completed.

To actually exercise at least a couple times a week- I know I won’t commit to everyday, that’s just crazy talk so I’ll do my best to do twice a week.

To be more mindful of my eating- We are trying to eat healthier and eat more at home which means that I have to keep track of what I am putting in my piehole. (Mmmmm pie)

To be less judgmental - I really want to work on this. I don’t want to be Judgy Mc Judgerson anymore

To be more patient- Ummm yeah, this will be the toughest one.

To live life – I want to stop waiting for life to happen

To be more social – I love my friends and I love going out, in theory but when it comes right down to it I want to get in jammies and veg on the couch as soon as possible once I walk in the door.

Hi

Michelle — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 23:17:51 +0000

So I keep forgetting that I have a blog. I do have a ton to say I just forget that I have a place to write it all down.

I apologize and I’ll get better again. I promise

See ya Lindsay

Michelle — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 04:42:04 +0000

I find it so sad that it’s taken over 2 years to get to this point. If this was a non-celebrity it would have never gotten this far. She would have been in jail a long time ago. Granted, we all know she isn’t going to serve all 90 days but at least some time behind bars should do her some good. I also hope she has to serve her entire 90 days in rehab.

Speaking as someone whose family has a history of substance abuse, I think rehab sounds like a great idea and I only hope that they make her serve the entire time.

How much devastation needs to happen

Michelle — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 04:15:34 +0000

So I was reading CNN and came across this news story. It’s the story of a man who had been a boat captain for 25 years, then signed on to be a contractor for BP, learning to spot oil, deploy a boom and skim oil. Essentially helping to clean up this mess. He got so frustrated with all the sitting around, waiting, filing a 52 page (yes 52 page ) invoice in order to get an assignment and to get paid, that he took his own life. This man had a wife and 3 children. In a time span from April 20th until June 23rd around 8 am this man couldn’t take what was happening in the Gulf and the stress and despair and felt his only way out was to take his own life. The morning of the 23rd he had a BP meeting. An hour later he was dead. This man had to fill out a 52 page invoice just to get an assignment to get paid? And we wonder why the hell this spill hasn’t been contained yet? What the fuck is BP doing? Trying to bury the people wanting to clean it up in paperwork.

This family was happy and had a good living and then this oil spill happened and has destroyed so many lives, Human and animal. The whole thing makes me sick.

I really really hope that the wife sues the hell out of BP and gets a huge ass settlement. Not that money can bring back her husband or the father for her children but it will at least give her a monetary cushion.

Hi Hello Farrah

Michelle — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 04:36:40 +0000

Does anyone remember Farrah Fawcett? She died the same time last year and it baffles me that people are only choosing to remember the “alleged” child rapist formerly known as Michael Jackson.

I would much rather remember the woman who launched a million orgasms with this poster

She was beautiful, funny, talented and never “allegedly” molested a child. How about we acknowledge her instead of him

Things on my mind today

Michelle — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 05:50:29 +0000

1. How is it that we can put a man on the moon, build a baby in a petri dish, tweet to people across the planet but BP can’t plug a fucking hole in pipe. This baffles me that there wasn’t a fucking back up plan in place. OR a plan 3, 4 or 12. Really BP? You suck fish balls and I’m not ever buying your gas again.

2. That I continue to buy these amazing, beautiful platform shoes with an effed up knee. Granted they are on sale and once I can wear them I will be amazing but in the meantime I am just torchering myself.

3. Why are people saying the oil spill is Obama’s fault? I’m pretty sure he didn’t build the oil rig that blew up or use cheaper supplies.

4. Why are there people who spend almost 10 years in college and hundreds of thousands of dollars on an education but can’t decide what paint color to use or what curtains to buy or what gift to purchase? Really? You make my brain bleed.

5. Is it me or are drivers in Madison getting dumber? The last couple weeks I’ve noticed a trend that people are driving well below the speed limit. I don’t mind if you don’t want to speed. But if you are on the Beltline and the POSTED SPEED LIMIT is 55 I FUCKING expect you to do it. 45 is NOT the new 55. If you read about some blonde chic who goes postal on a Prius for doing 50 on the highway you can say you knew me when.

6. I go in for a haircut tomorrow. I want to grow it long, which to me means past my shoulders, but I can’t STAND to have hair on my face. Drives me INSANE

Ok that’s it. For now

40 before 40

Michelle — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 04:26:56 +0000

So next year I’ll be turning 40 years old. Right now I’m ok with it especially since I don’t feel almost 40 and I like to think that I don’t look almost 40. I feel that I should make a list of 40 things I want to do before I turn 40 but honestly I can’t come up with ten that I honestly think I will accomplish before then let alone 40. I mean I have a ton of shit i want to do yet in my life but most of it won’t happen before April.

So the only thing on my list right now is to complete a 5K, which I have signed up for and will be doing August 28th. I haven’t started training and did I mention that I’m fat and have never run before? Yeah I didn’t think so . I know I can walk it, but I really would like to be able to run/jog/not make an ass of myself

Somehow I screwed up my right knee so I just might be stuck to walking it but dammit I will be doing it, even if it kills me.

Other than that I have nothing on my list. So if you have any suggestions please feel free.