It’s My Life

That was the amount of texts my son had sent by 3 pm today. To one person, a girl.

And let the games begin

When your 12 yr old son informs you that you don’t want to hear about his text messages or his 10:30 pm phone calls.

I need about 8 years sleep.

Thanks

One of my friends got married yesterday and it was fabulous. I got to do her hair and make-up and chill with her the morning of. She looked stunning and the wedding was so perfect. The flowers and food were awesome. I was so honored to have been a part of her day. I had a great time as did everyone.

Another set of friends stayed with us and went to the wedding also. After the wedding we came home and ended up introducing Dani and Jay to the Wii. There may have been drunken Wii and someone may have fallen down and someone may have passed out on the couch.

We then got up today, went to Wal-Mart in our jammies and got stuff for breakfast. Then we went to the driving range so my husband could give Jay a golf lesson while Dani and I hit some balls.

Overall it was an awesome weekend.  Next weekend we get to hang with Dani and Jay again at a pool party.

I didn’t go into work today. I needed a mental health day. Thankfully they are completely ok with that.

The down side is that no one does my work when I am gone.

Oh well.

I may have to tell a woman tomorrow at work that the $7K she thought she was getting back in cash isn’t going to happen. This doesn’t make me happy and has lead me to drink before 5 pm.

On a side note- Be very cautious when a VERY prestigious software company tells you that you can earn cashback on purchases made through their site.

You have been warned

Just like that and my day has changed.

My friend is sick so no hair and make-up play date. No party tonight in Waukesha.

So my new plan for the day is to go to the Zoo and then Olbrich to see the butterfly show.

Now if I could only pull the stick out of my husbands ass.

Which in layman’s terms means that I get to chill with some girls that I don’t get to spend nearly enough time with. Tomorrow I am spending some time doing hair, wedding hair and make-up and just chillin’ with good friends. It’s been too long and I need some stress free time with friends.

Tomorrow my friend Nic is coming up for a visit. I haven’t seen her in ages and am so excited I could pee. Then tomorrow night a friend is having a party that we need to make an appearance at. I am hoping that we will be home early so I can get to bed early and sleep late on Sunday. Late for me of course means 6:30 or 7 am but hey, at least it’s something.

So tonight my son had his first boy/girl movie.

Ummm he is 12 and I am not ready for this.

Nothing happened. Except he bought the girls food.

Well at least he is a gentleman…

I pray his father doesn’t share that I put out for a grouper sandwich.

*sigh*

Let the excessive drinking begin

John was done with work early do to a doctor appointment so he thought we should go for a walk on State Street. So we walked up and down State and ended up at Gennas for a drink or three. We then went to the Tornado Room for dinner, which was great.

It was a very peaceful, relaxing afternoon which I think my husband needed desperately.

He proceeded to come home and take a nap on the couch while I had to get my gmail and facebook fix.

We are perfect for each other

It’s a beautiful thing. This weekend has been so great. We had a ton of friends over on Friday. Not all the friends we invited (I’m looking at you Dani and Jessie). We had some great food and some great Wii time. Saturday I recovered and pampered myself and got my nails done and a pedicure while my husband went and played golf with friends and his brother. Today I got some quality time with Olivia and Elliott and I loved it. John went golfing again and I got to enjoy my threesome in peace.

I love weekends like this because during the summer they are few and far between. Our next 4 weekends are jammed packed.

Oh did I mention that my mom is coming up for two weeks next month? Yeah I didn’t think so.

My favorite kind of marathon. Law and Order SVU.

I live for these days.

Ok so I have bitched on a different site about the female co-workers I have.
On our floor we lease our space from the company that owns the floor. Which means that we share a bathroom. I go in today and had an email stating that we were going to be locked out of the bathroom because some women feel the need to not clean up after themselves. Also the words ” please clean the seat if you miss or have issues” were in the email.
Now I have been in the bathroom after the person or persons who have issues. It’s not a pretty sight or smell.

When the fuck did women become so fucking nasty that after they poop, they can’t fucking flush.

Seriously if I have go down 7 flights so I can pee cause your nasty white trash ass can’t flush. I will be pist and call you out on it.