*sigh* Where did we go wrong
Warrick, I love you, really I do. But let’s not get busted and blow that fine ass gig you got with CSI ok honey.
I still love you, just don’t bend over and get the soap ok ?
Dear Karma
I realize that I procrastinate and that it’s my fault. Really I do. I also realize that insurance exams are hard but must you throw shit at people that they are never going to fucking use? I mean I understand I can take the exam as many times as needed. However what you don’t realize that after the 3rd time I am giving you a big fuck you. I don’t care that much.
Also thanks for fucking up and not having my discussion board posts show up so I got a F on my last assignment. This isn’t the first time this has happened either. WTF did I do to you to fuck up my week so much and it’s only Tuesday.
Fuck you!
Me
Paging CSI
There’s blood spatter in my bathroom. Ya know those callus shavers? Yeah well I have one and sometimes I get a little zealous while using them. I am now missing a chunk of my foot.
So if you guys could get over here with some tape and those little q-tips that would be great.
Update- So not only was their blood in the bathroom but now having walked into our bedroom, the office, down the stairs and in the kitchen I have left a blood trail through the house since my band-aid soaked through. So now not only am I missing part of my foot I now have DNA all over the floors.
Great- just fucking great
I’m dying
Not only do I have 2 papers to write I have 3 tests to take to get my CE credits for my H&L insurance license.
Now I know I procrastinate and I know that this is my fault. But I have to take 24 hours of CE credits today cause they have to be in the Insurance Commissioners office by oh, TOMORROW.
So I have a bazillion chapters of online reading followed by an exam. I have already taken 2 only 3 more to go.
WHY OH WHY do I do this to myself.
I’m going to take a shower
